Zombies Made Me Do It

The more I read the news, the more that I love people–especially the crazies. And, Jeremiah Clyde Hartline of Tennessee is most definitely one of the crazies; however, thanks to him I think I have a new excuse to get out of a speeding ticket: zombies.

The Tennessee man explained that he was being chased by zombies after he caused a car pile-up on Interstate 15 in California, when he crashed the strawberry big rig he stole. The incident caused injuries to 7 people and this past Monday, May 13, Hartline plead guilty to charges of assault with a deadly weapon, hit and run causing death or injury, and vehicle theft. He will be sentenced on June 24, and hopefully for him the zombie apocalypse will have started.

The good news: no strawberries were harmed in the accident.