For some reason, Twisted Pictures thought it would be an awesome idea to have a Saw-themed cruise, because it totally makes perfect sense, right? Fans of the horror franchise, which seriously has run its course and needs to stop, can join the “stars” of the films for the Saw at Sea Cruise, taking place August 11-16 onboard the Carnival Glory cruiseship! Oh em gee–where the hell do I buy my tickets?!
The high seas adventure lasts for 5 whole nights, beginning in New York and making stops in Saint John, New Brunswick and Halifax, Nova Scotia. Not only will partcipants be able to meet such big names like Costas Mandylor (Hoffman)–they will also have the amazing opportunity to take photos with the film’s creepy-ass puppet! I’m sold just on that alone because I have long dreamed of the very moment I would get a photo op with THE star of the film series!
Also onboard this magical extravaganza? Some people who were killed throughout the series and Dan Yeager, who stars as Leatherface in the upcoming Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3D. Woohoo!
Interested in this horrorfest? Well, you better reserve your cabin now, which will include photo sessions, private meals, parties and more! Starting rates to particpate are $779 per person. Yikes! If I’m going to pay that much money, I expect to see Tobin Bell take a shit or at least have a dance-off with Shawnee Smith, both of whom aren’t even going to be apart of the cruise.
For more information on this cheesy stunt, visit SawatSea.com. And please, for the love of God, if you are going to this–you better send me pictures!