Oh. Em. Gee. The new trailer for Piranha 3DD looks insanely hilarious. This time around, John Gulager (Feast) is replacing the splatterific Alexander Aja in the follow up to the campy 2010 remake.
The silly gorefest follows the prehistoric fish as they make their way from Lake Victoria and into a newly opened waterpark. Uh-oh. So now I have to worry about something getting me while in a swimming pool? Oh, who am I kidding; I’ve always been afraid of something getting me in a pool anyways.
Piranha 3DD stars Danielle Panabaker, Ving Rhames, Gary Busey, Katrina Bowden, Christopher Llyod, and more. Plus, there’s most definitely going to be plenty of boobs and blood to satisfy pervs and gore whores alike.
With scenes like Busey biting a fish in half and Rhames reciting the line, “Bring me my legs,” while proceeding to use them as guns against the blood-thirsty fish, how can this movie not be awesome?